May 2013
bideogams:
*goes into the bathroom with a gameboy*
*comes out 5 and 1/2 weeks later*
superblys:
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
gofuckingnuts:
So last Friday I had like the most amazing sex with this girl, and I totally forgot that she scratched my whole back, and by scrath I mean that it actually bled ahah so today after showering I was just walking around the kitchen shirtless and my mum was like, hey what’s up with your back and my reaction was something like:
and she was like:
WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
